Story Synopsis

DESTRUCTION in Hiroshima Story Synopsis

This is the synopsis for the promos from the DESTRUCTION in Hiroshima 9/15 show in Sun Plaza Hall, Hiroshima.

This is the synopsis for the promos from the DESTRUCTION in Hiroshima 9/15 show in Sun Plaza Hall, Hiroshima.

KUSHIDA, Tiger Mask (O), and Jyushin Thunder Liger def. SHO, YOH, and Rocky Romero (X) via Tiger Suplex Hold to pinfall

Romero cannot believe he was pinned by Tiger Mask. He says that Black Tiger needs to finish the job. He asks SHO and YOH if they knew he was Black Tiger IV. They are basically just yessing and nodding at everything he is saying. Rocky claims that he just got back to Japan the previous night and it still jet lagged. YOH puts his knuckles out and Rocky throws his hands down yelling “we’re not Taguchi Japan!” When Rocky walks away, SHO and YOH say they have no idea what he was talking about.

I know English and have no idea what Rocky is saying

They say that RPG3K is back and that the wind is at their backs. Whether they are in Japan or Britain they are about having fun.

KUSHIDA says he’s happy to be back. He says that BUSHI needs to stop thinking about Hiromu and worry about him first. He says that he hasn’t done anything of note this year but that he will change that by winning the title. He says that Junior Tag League might be overlooked but things are changing and the Juniors are proving their importance to New Japan. He says that Juniors from around the world will come to Japan to challenge him if he wins the title.

Bad Luck Fale def. Toa Henare via Grenade to pinfall

Henare stumbles in and says he’s a loser. He says that he might have lost everywhere but that since he still breathes he still fights.

Fale says that Henare has a long way to go. He says the important thing is that the OGs are still recruiting.

Davey Boy Smith Jr. (O) and Lance Archer def. Ayato Yoshida (X) and Michael Elgin via Killer Bomb to pinfall

Elgin says that the last 10 days haven’t went well and that he only has one win to show for the tour.

Archer says that everyone seems to have forgotten about KES. They’re not giving showers anymore, only pain. “Like the new song says, everybody dies.” Smith says they are better than ever and that they didn’t book KES for G1 because everyone is scared.

Will Ospreay, Chuckie T, and Beretta (O) def. Chase Owens (X), Yujiro Takahashi, and Kota Ibushi via Strong Zero to pinfall

Ibushi says he has sensed that Ospreay has been targeting him (no shit, Kota). He says that he’s a bit aware of Ospreay but only a bit. He wishes Omega luck tonight. He says he will join commentary.

Beretta says that he just got himself a floor water. He says that guys open a water, take one sip and just leave it on the ground so he swoops it up and nothing goes to waste. Chuck exclaims that “Greg is green as hell!” Ospreay tries to get a hug but is rebuffed. He says they are three best friends and the Best Friends tell him to slow down a bit. This one was really funny and you should just watch it.

NEVER Openweight 6-Man Tag Team Championship: Taiji Ishimori, Tanga Loa (O) and Tama Tonga def. Ryusuke Taguchi, David Finlay (X), and Juice Robinson via Apeshit to pinfall

Taguchi says unfortunately the team lost but that they want to give it another shot. Juice is happy that at least they got cool rugby jerseys. Taguchi says that the proceeds from the jerseys will to toward making the team stronger. Donations are also welcome. He says that he also wants to play rugby so some of the proceeds from the jerseys will allow him to purchase a book about rugby. Finlay is disappointed that they won’t be drinking celebration beers but “sadness beers.”

Bullet Club reminds the fans that they are recruiting and Ishimori says to look forward to Junior Tag League.

Gedo, Toru Yano, and Hirooki Goto (O) def. Yoshinobu Kanemaru (X), Takashi Iizuka, and Taichi via disqualification

Taichi says that Goto finally found something effective, his head. He wonders how Goto’s head could be so large when his dick is so small. He accosts the media guy who he talked to on the previous show about Naito. He then went into a bit that I didn’t entirely understand but I think he was implying that they’d gather the faction rookies from when he and Goto were young (he specifically mentions Yoshitatsu and Nakamura) and have a big battle of old men. He says he went to NJPW brass and did what Naito wanted and asked them to swap the matches but they wouldn’t.

BUSHI, SANADA, EVIL (O), and Tetsuya Naito def. El Desperado, TAKA Michinoku (X), Zack Sabre Jr., and Minoru Suzuki via Magic Killer to pin

EVIL says if Zack wants some he will throw him into hell. Zack says that it’s a month until Halloween but that EVIL is dressed like that all year. He says he hates Halloween. I don’t blame him, have you ever eaten vegan chocolate?

Suzuki laughs at Naito’s accusations at the last show. He says he does whatever is best for himself. He reminds everyone that puroresu is anything goes. Naito is not fighting a monk and that this isn’t a game of chess. He makes his own rules and Naito will have no choice but to worship at his feet. He needs no reasons to fight anyone apart from proving he is stronger.

Tomoaki Honma, Togi Makabe, and Hiroshi Tanahashi (O) def. Jay White, YOSHI-HASHI (X), and Kazuchika Okada via Small Package Hold to pinfall

White says that Okada cost them the match when two of them were in against Tanahashi, an old man he beat himself in the G1. If Okada has a problem with him, Okada should bring it to him instead of bullying his stablemates. He says that he hopes CHAOS is watching and that they need to think about who they want as their leader.

Okada asks if YOSHI-HASHI had anything to say (he didn’t). He says he was going full speed toward the contract but now it’s clear that Jay White is also. He says CHAOS is a mess and they keep embarrassing themselves but he needs Jay and YOSHI-HASHI to take CHAOS to the next level.

Tanhashi says that White has always been an outsider in CHAOS and YOSHI-HASHI’s feelings are drifting. He says that now is the chance for YOSHI-HASHI to make a change.

IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kenny Omega def. Tomohiro Ishii via One Winged Angel to pinfall

After another banger match, Kenny begins to speak in the ring. He doesn’t yet believe that his business with Ishii is complete. He doesn’t seem to know what to say. He says that he thought being the champion means he is the best, the strongest, the toughest. He says it’s not really like that at all. He says that the reason he is the best is because of Kota. Kota says to remember their promise. Kenny says that’s right and that no matter where they are the Golden Lovers will keep fighting with the same heart. He says the Golden Lovers are more precious than any title. He and Ibushi “Good Bye and Good Night” together Golden Trigger style.

Backstage Omega is so exhausted he can’t even sit in a chair. He says Ishii said that he was a wall that Kenny would have to break. Kenny says that he will say it again, that the belt is a symbol that he represents pro wrestling. He resents Tanahashi’s criticism and says that Tanahashi’s old guard attitude is the only thing wrong with New Japan. He claims that Tanahashi was lucky that A block was so easy. He says he wanted to grab the mic and say “forget Tokyo Dome, let’s do it right now.” He says to be patient though, that they’ll see whose ideology is right.

He then turns to Ibushi and says that he “wanted to scream that I love you.” That’s apparently a reference to a song from Slam Dunk, which is a sports anime. He thanks Ibushi for his help and that they will always stay the Golden Lovers. Kenny says they are a great tag team as Kota drags Kenny to the dressing room.

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